Halloween (eye) candy for Sen. John Kerry

Boston Herald ^ | November 3, 2009 | Gayle Fee & Laura Raposa

[ConservativeStatement]

You would think by now, Sen. John Kerry would have learned to avoid co-eds packing Instamatics!

But nooooo. Our senior senator was captured in yet another embarrassing Kodak moment with a couple of Emerson College students, who popped by his posh Louisburg Square digs to trick or treat on Halloween night.

[ConservativeStatement]

He went to the party as Lurch.

[nmh]

You rang?

[Pistolshot]

YOU RANG???

[RC2]

Why such the long face Lurch......I mean John.

[a fool in paradise]

Lurch: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

The gin soaked raisins always prove to be a popular Halloween treat with the college kids.

[trisham]

What a creep.

[vpintheak]

Once an ass, always an ass.

[JenB987]

Really? I totally thought he was Count Chocula for a second...

[Wee-Weed Up]

lol, He looks stoned.

[I Buried My Guns]

He looks stoned out of his gourd. Me, I have an excuse*, but him? Maybe the Cutty Sark and roofies are the only thing that makes being a footstool for Tah-Rah-Zah tolerable.

[colorado tanker]

Nice knockers there, Mr. Kerry.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Hah!...I can beat that one!

[ArrogantBustard]

Sure, he's a creep.

But I don't see it in this picture.

It reminds me of the pictures of "W" Bush with the troops. Pres. Bush obviously feels at home and comfortable with them, and they clearly love him. He's among his own with warriors.

Likewise, "Effin'" Kerry is at home, and comfortable among his own when accompanied by spoiled, airheaded bimbos.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Here's some past Kerry pictures...I'm surprised his lovely wife (snicker) still gives him an allowance.

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

Mmmm, FRESCA!

[charles1252]

Trick or Treaters? Is that what he is calling this?
On any other day what would you call it?

[trisham]

To each his own, evidently.

[Sudetenland]

I believe this is the photo to which they were referring :)

[reagan_fanatic]

[bgill]

I’d say he was hopped up on a bit more than raisins.

[Diogenesis]

Horny situation normal.

[a fool in paradise]

lol, He looks stoned.

Puffin' on the magic dragon...

[Berlin_Freeper]

it looks like the same girl

[a fool in paradise]

A straw for Democrat college interns?

[a fool in paradise]

Trick or Treason

[Fresh Wind]

I see two cuties and a jack-o-lantern. Where’s Kerry?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Weird-lookin’ eyebrows! And he does look blitzed!

[DocH]

Nice pair of Ta-Tas, uh, um, I was talking about getting rid of my SUVs and buying a couple of small Indian Ta-Ta cars so that I could help save the planet from global warming...

[a fool in paradise]

Where’s Kerry?

Over in Vietnam dressing like a soldier shooting more revisionist history home movies.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

He’d better hope Oprah doesn’t lose more money because she’s the only rich woman left he can trade up for.

[charles1252]

Where was his wife? We are supposed to believe he hands out the (real) candy to the kids?

[verga]

Hmmm So he sucks and blows att he ame time!

[a fool in paradise]

Are we supposed to believe that they spend the evening at home opening the door to total strangers?

[rightly_dividing]

He went to the party as Lurch.

Herman Munster went to the party as Lurch?

[charles1252]

He must have been expecting a stuffed envelope from some union thugs.

[MNDude]

he’s clearly doing well for himself. So why the long face?

[Former MSM Viewer]

http://www.wnd.com/images2/kerryspaceman.jpg

[Former MSM Viewer]

[Yaelle]

You know, even WITH the makeup, the real Lurch is so much better-looking.

[RonF]

Hm. I’m no fan of Kerry, but I don’t see a big issue here. A couple of constituents want to pose with him for a picture, and he obliges. So they’re cute college girls. Guess what, folks - there’s no shortage of them in Boston. Not at all. MIT, Harvard, BU, BC, Tufts and literally about 70 or 80 other schools in Boston, Cambridge and the contiguous towns that are a bus ride or MTA stop away. Sure you see a lot of these pictures. How many people do you think get a shot of themselves with Kerry? Do you think that maybe no one bothers to publish the pictures of the non-photogenic subjects, they only print the ones of cute girls?

There’s lots of other things to go after Kerry on (although I do like the one where he’s staring down the girl’s blouse). This looks pretty minor to me.

[Cheetahcat]

Worthless scumbag is stoned why is he still around?

[Ramius]

He suddenly looks very, very old in that pic.

[isom35]

well, the poor guy does have to look at his wife every day...

[DontTreadOnMe2009]

You mean the one that didn’t know what “chili” was ?

(standing at the order counter at a Wendy’s)

[jonrick46]

Ketchup man sure has that dazed sleepy look in his face. Is this after some Halloween treat?

[Combat_Liberalism]

Howie Carr pointed out on his website that the blond in the lower right photo is sucking on a penis shaped straw.

[windcliff]

LOL

[ConservativeStatement]

The voters wanted CHANGE... um, when it suited their collective taste. Examples: Gov, Pres. Not U.S. Sens., however. CHANGE need not apply.