Bear kills militants in Kashmir

BBC News ^ | Nov. 3, 2009 | Altaf Hussain

[Cincinatus]

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants were armed with AK-46s but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

[Cincinatus]

It is to LOL....

[domenad]

Well if they had upgraded and gotten the AK-47 they might have survived.

[jessduntno]

Inglorious Basterds?

[SJSAMPLE]

LOL.
Beat me to it.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Bwaaa! Guess they don’t get their virgins either.

[Paladin2]

We need to get the pudding recipe so we can make more to had out to the local Imams.

[Oratam]

Sometimes you eat the bear . . . .

[Paladin2]

has —> hand

[Choose Ye This Day]

Perhaps this could be a new tactic in the War on Terror. Forget Predator drones. Send in the preadator bears.

[spald]

Hey, BooBoo! I’m smarter than the average bear.

[Paladin2]

had —> hand

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

Go Bears!

[Paladin2]

"Send in the preadator bears."

I'm in favor of introducing wild pigs.

[daku]

daaaaaa Bearsss

[LeonardFMason]

A certain coach, who will remain unamed, would be extremely happy to know that this particular bear never forgot how to be aggressive. Daaaaa Bears!!!!

[Doogle]

[pingman]

Does a bear pinch Islamo-militants in the woods?

[Marty62]

Well if that Bear had the right to arms.
He would have got all 4.

[DontTreadOnMe2009]

The militants were armed with AK-46s

The bear, Thanks be to Allah, was armed with an AK-47 ...

[Marty62]

Beat me to it...doggone.

[ResponseAbility]

Yes they were surprised, and no it wasn’t pudding...

[WestTexasWend]

Goldilocks Revised

First militant...too warm. Second militant...too cold.
Pudding...just right.

[reagan_fanatic]

"I have to laugh.."

[Vasilli22]

LMAO

[Da Coyote]

Gotta love that bear.

Eat more muslims!!

[crazydad]

Yea what is the Ak46 is that the Kmart Special Kalishnikof?

[China Clipper]

The militants were armed with AK-46s but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

Editors note, sorry! That line should have read "...they found their remains, which looked like pudding, after the bear was finished with them".

[mountainlion]

They regress, AK46, soon they will use rocks and spears.

[Doogle]

I had to look.....

[Cheburashka]

[SamuraiScot]

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir

I guess the bear had no dietary restrictions.

[catman67]

Brokeback militants?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Eat more muslims!!”

That bears repeating!

[Thane_Banquo]

Daaaaa Bearsssss

[vetvetdoug]

I don’t care who you are, now that is funny!!

[USMCPOP]

One of the militants who escaped exclaimed “My sister was bitten by a moose once.”

[AmericanInTokyo]

inshallah. guess they dont get their 72 virgins. one must also keep in mind the digestive tract action of a huge bear like that--and know that these jehadi terrorists ended up as ANIMAL POOP in less than six hours' time. LOL. you cant make this stuff up.

[east1234]

Though largely herbivorous, Asian black bears can be very aggressive toward humans, and have frequently attacked people without provocation.

Whooops! Wrong cave for a militant hideout.

[ScottinVA]

Infidel Bears!! Death to them!

[CrazyIvan]

Anyone got a copy of the Gary Larson cartoon with the old bear telling the cubs the bedtime story with the two hunters skulls as puppets?

[BOBTHENAILER]

Allah most merciful;
Allah, may pieces be upon him;
Allah delivers the meat.

Anybody thinking God doesn’t have a sense of humor needs to read this.

[Ditto]

The AK-46 just does not have the stopping power necessary.

[Levante]

Aww, the poor widdle militants (read: Terrorist BASTARDS).

(evil, sustained Eddie Murphy laugh)

[domenad]

That’s like the store brand, like the Wal-Mart brand antiseptic mouthwash instead of Listerine.

[BIGLOOK]

What the Halal?

Ping

[sportutegrl]

Da Bears!

[Eleutheria5]

Maybe they tried to kiss it, like that camel.