SATIRE: Proof that Conservatives are RACIST

Breitbart - Big Hollywood ^ | 10/28/09 | Jeffrey Jena

[ikeonic]

Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Admit It, Conservatives Are Racist
by Jeffrey Jena

Fellow conservatives, the time has come to drop the facade and come clean with the American public! Let’s admit that Carter, Clinton, Maher, Garofalo and a host of others are right and that we are just a bunch of low IQ, knuckle dragging, mouth-breathing, inbred, sheet wearing racists.

There I said it. I feel better already. It’s time to fess up that it isn’t about our beliefs or principles, or morality or the Constitution. It’s all about race. We conservatives have feigned our approval of Michael Steele, Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder and a host of other Black conservatives for far too long. We reject Ward Connerly, Niger Innis, Shelby Steele, Armstrong Williams and Kenneth Blackwell. Who needs them!

The leftist are correct:

If Obama were a white guy we would all be in favor of a government takeover of our health care system and happy to stand in the government line and take whatever medical care the left deemed sufficient to dole out to us.

[ikeonic]

Fall in line and support Obama, you racists!

[pillut48]

"If Obama were a white guy"--

Wait, wait!! I thought HolyO WAS white AND black--a symbol of a united United States?!? You know, he's a UNITER not a divider?!

And you forgot that conservatives are illiterate, ignorant Neandertals who cling to their guns and religion because of that ignorance. /sarc

[Night Hides Not]

"White guilt" is so 20th Century. We're in a new century, a new millenium.

And I still laugh my butt off while watching "Blazing Saddles".

[Bob Buchholz]

As the sign said: I am not a racist....I hate his white half too.

[BenKenobi]

Half black!

If anything I don’t care about his black half. It’s the white half that pisses me off. If his mom wasn’t his mom, he’d never have been prez.