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Chuck Norris Book Signings for "The Offical Chuck Norris Fact Book"
Tyndale House Publishers ^ | October 28, 2009

Posted on 10/28/2009 7:44:51 AM PDT by cdga5for4

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book releases Nov. 1 and the author will be doing several signings throughout the coming weeks at the locations below.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chuck; norris
Chuck Norris will be signing The Official Chuck Norris Fact book at:

Scripture Haven Bookstore in College Station, TX, from 7:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. on Monday, November 2

BookEnds in Ridgewood, N.J., from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 6

USMA Bookstore at West Point from 2:00 - 4:00 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 10

Book is available on Amazon: http://bit.ly/G6pjn

Chuck Norris book on Twitter: @chuckfact book

Please spread the word on this one. He's being shut out by many of the major TV shows (with the exception of FOX shows) so it would be great to help spread the word.

1 posted on 10/28/2009 7:44:52 AM PDT by cdga5for4
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To: cdga5for4

Twitter is actually @chuckfactbook


2 posted on 10/28/2009 7:45:38 AM PDT by cdga5for4
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To: cdga5for4

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book? Is this a self-parody?


3 posted on 10/28/2009 7:46:31 AM PDT by americanophile (Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
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To: cdga5for4

“Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.”


4 posted on 10/28/2009 7:47:40 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: americanophile

It is said we live in an ever expanding universe.
Why is it expanding?
It’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris!


5 posted on 10/28/2009 7:49:01 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: americanophile
The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book? Is this a self-parody?

Since it has become such a huge phenomenon, he decided to go with the flow and use it for good.

I'm fine with that. Go Chuck!

6 posted on 10/28/2009 7:49:19 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: americanophile
The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book? Is this a self-parody?

Since it has become such a huge phenomenon, he decided to go with the flow and use it for good.

I'm fine with that. Go Chuck!

7 posted on 10/28/2009 7:49:28 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: cdga5for4

Chuck Norris does not sign books so much as it is the books submitting to his will


8 posted on 10/28/2009 7:50:56 AM PDT by Mr. K (I live in fear that one of my typos becomes a freeper catchphrase...I'm series!)
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To: cdga5for4

I think the signing at West Point will be really neat.


9 posted on 10/28/2009 7:59:53 AM PDT by cdga5for4
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To: Mr. K
"Chuck Norris does not sign books..."

Most books come off a printing press. Chuck Norris books come off a bench press.

10 posted on 10/28/2009 8:04:52 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: americanophile; All

Sorry for the dupe. :-/


11 posted on 10/28/2009 8:05:39 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: TChris

I like Chuck. I liked his movies and I liked his TV show. I have seen him on FOX NEWS talk shows and he is a very eloquent thoughtful and intelligent man. And even better he is a conservative, one of only a handful in Hollywood. (while newsflash Sean Penn goes to visit Castro in Cuba again)


12 posted on 10/28/2009 8:11:06 AM PDT by Ev Reeman
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To: tet68

Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. LOL


13 posted on 10/28/2009 9:03:09 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-G. Orwell)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Stop and Kill


14 posted on 10/28/2009 9:07:40 AM PDT by NativeSon
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To: cdga5for4

When the Boogy Man goes to bed he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.


15 posted on 10/28/2009 9:24:47 AM PDT by SunTzuWu
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To: SunTzuWu

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.


16 posted on 10/28/2009 3:32:29 PM PDT by BenKenobi
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To: Puppage

LOLOLOLOL!!!


17 posted on 10/28/2009 3:35:38 PM PDT by uncitizen (I'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore!!)
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