Not satire, is it?
No, unfortunately.
...The title is taken from a quote, often attributed to Winston Churchill: "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.".
A repeal of the sodomy law is long overdue, according to [the delightfuylly named]Walter T. Cox.
Adultry is a UCMJ offense too, rarely enforced.