How?.
Communists’ kids play soccer.
Real American kids play baseball and football. Except for the kids of girly men who are also Democrats, liberals, and RINOs. It is well documented.
The Germans lost the war because being soccer players, they didn’t know how to use their hands, and thus couldn’t shoot their guns or fly their planes.
The Japs were doing well until they started saying “Babe Ruth go to hell” and stopped playing baseball.
Soccer is the sport for sissy, dumb liberals. Remember, it was “soccer moms” who put Bill Clinton in office.