Q: What is Robert Byrd’s favorite convenience store?
A: Sheetz. It reminds him of what he wore when he was hanging out with the good old boys. We won’t get into whom the good old boys might have been hanging.
Q: Why did Robert Byrd get fed up with the Knight Rider TV series?
A: He watched several episodes, and he did not see a single night rider.
Q: Why did Robert Byrd get fed up with “The Hobbit?”
A: He realized halfway through the story that (Theodore) Bilbo was not on his way to visit a (Grand) Dragon.
Q: Why did Robert Byrd get fed up with “Lord of the Rings?”
A: He realized that the White Wizard was not going to become the Grand Wizard.
Q: Why did Robert Byrd get fed up with Iron Maiden?
A: He realized that “The Clansman” was about a Scotsman.
Q: Why did Robert Byrd like “In a White Room?”
A: He thought it was about a whites-only room.
ROTFLOL!