Michelle Obama Gets Her Own Action Figure

NBC MIami ^ | Sun, Oct 11, 2009

[nickcarraway]

Even action figure Michelle is fashion forward

Michelle Obama is now the first lady in action.

The company that created the President Obama action figure announced it's releasing a miniature plastic version of the commander-in-chief's better half, according to the New York Daily News.

Jailbreak Toys designed the Michelle Obama action figure to show off her toned arms -- and features the first lady in three different sleeveless dresses. The Michelle figurines retail for $12.99 apiece and are due to hit stores on Nov. 20.

"Batman has nothing on Michelle Obama," Manhattan mom Eileen Ramos told the paper. "I bought the Barack figure last year but I think Michelle is the one with the real superpowers in the family."

[nickcarraway]

Eat Your Heart Out Mr. Potato Head...

[Tawiskaro]

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Fits her perfectly. ALL plastic. NO substance.

[I see my hands]

[skimbell]

Yeah, but they really nailed it on her arms.

[buccaneer81]

Does it come with a brush for the mane and tail?

[Snickering Hound]

But can it make Air Force One lean to one side?

[SiVisPacemParaBellum]

[jessduntno]

Is it a Weeble?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Accessories include some unflattering outfits and $500 sneakers.

[Fiddlstix]

[Sarah Barracuda]

The most important question is, is that Michelle Obama action figure proud to be an American

[Victoria Delsoul]

Why would anyone buy a doll with a face that is as big as her body? It will probably frighten little kids anyway.

[Tzimisce]

I would have made her a Pokemon.

[humblegunner]

I'll bet she's proud to at least have someone look over her writings and add punctuation.

How bout you? Ever heard of that punctuation stuff?

[taillightchaser]

Oh thank you lord—you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting. Where do I send my check??

[freekitty]

Butt is way to small.

[Right Wing Assault]

Where’s the scowl? A lot of people are going to be disappointed.

Also, does it come with a chip for her shoulder?

[A_Former_Democrat]

Does it also feature her baby got back?

[Right Wing Assault]

And the belt is WAY too low. Where’s the homicide bomber outfit? Can I order that as an accessory?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Well the dolls are already wearing Wal-Mart furnished shoes and wardrobe. But yeah, I agree with the rest of your post.

[BuffaloJack]

It a Voo Doo doll.

[sig226]

how ‘bout a barack obama inaction figure?

[potlatch]

Lol, Michelle doesn't look as ready for ACTION as Sarah does!

[Right Wing Assault]

It a Voo Doo doll.

Ooh! Thanks for the idea. I'm going to buy one and try it out with my nail gun. 3" nails should do it.

[Right Wing Assault]

OH, I’m laughing so loud I can hardly breathe. Or type.

[SERKIT]

Some accessories are needed for the Michelle-Omarosa doll:
- a toy pit bull
- a boy doll that got bit and is bleeding
- two toy hospitals - one is Michelle's and the other is far, far away
This teaches kids about "turfing" unwanted patients away from your hospital.

The Barry doll needs some accessories:
- botched abortion survivor doll that may or may not make it in recognition of Barry's 'successful' reproductive services legislative history in Illinois

[potlatch]

Lol, please keep breathing! I'm glad you enjoyed it, that's its purpose.

[Markos33]

Looks like an ugly white lady with a tan.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Not only that but they obviously slimmed down her ass.

So did the designer say:

“Michelle . . I want git withcha . .

And take yo pitcha”

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF9QI18-Bpo

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL! Hilarious.

[B-Cause]

The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment!




Kentucky Police do care.

[Fiddlstix]

Where’s the scowl? A lot of people are going to be disappointed.

Also, does it come with a chip for her shoulder?

Those will be available as accessories.......
At a nominal price, of course.......

[BerryDingle]

[potlatch]

I knew YOU would like that! Thanks.

[Fiddlstix]

Victoria!!!
(Love of my life)
LTNS!!
How have you been?

[Fiddlstix]

Looks like an ugly white lady with a tan.

LOL! You are being kind.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Well, in all fairness you can't see Michelle's ass by looking at the dolls from here. But I believe, yes, they have reduced it.

I have a prominent butt myself, but I can tell you that it doesn't look as gross or as bad as Michelle's ass does, plus I'm nice person, LOL.

[CitizenM]

That is the ugliest doll I have ever seen. What a face. Did someone really think this was attractive? However, the dresses are better than Michelle wears. Maybe she could have her designer make her ones to match. But the belts are in the wrong place, not under her boobs like Michelle wears them. And the skirts fit, instead of being too tight and showing all her lumps and wrinkles. This doll is hardly one that represents the woman in the White House. Still, the doll does have big, flat feet.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hey sweetie, how are ya?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yeah, I agree. It's an ugly doll.

Man, oh man, why would anyone pay for that?

[ClaudiusI]

Includes “tax-paper money wasting” action, and “sitting on her ass” grip!

[maine-iac7]

OMG, they're even uglier than = er,than, ah...

She should sue.

LMAO

[Fiddlstix]

Doing fine, thanks......
I see you're still playing "our song" on your page.....

[freekitty]

LOL

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yep. I will change it when you ask me to.

See, I am faithful to you.

[repubpub]

So that’s what they did with all of the extra Mr. T action figures.