Posted on 10/09/2009 11:00:27 AM PDT by Always Right
(Rio de Janeiro) In honor of Barack Obama's epic failure to bring the Olympics to his beloved home town of Chicago, Barack Obama was awarded 10 Gold medals for the 2016 Olympics, becoming the first person to win so many golds in a single Olympics. Olympic officials shocked the world in the unprecedented move. In a statement released by the Olympic committed they said, "We have been watching Obama work on his bowling game, and we have no doubt his vision of perfect games will come to pass."
Obama reacted to the news saying how humbling it was and was not even aware bowling was an Olympic sport, but graciously accepted the honor.
Michael Phelps called Barack Obama this morning to congratulate the President on his record breaking accomplishment. Michael told the president he worked his whole life to win 8 golds in a single Olympics, but was honored to lose his record to such an accomplished athlete as Obama.
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