“At different times he’s said he was born at either of two Hawaiian hospitals. ... Thus, the most likely scenario is that Stanley Ann was in Kenya “
That’s like saying that since scientists disagree as to whether moondust is 1.25% titatium or 1.5% titanium that the most likely scenario is the moon is made of cheese.
“If this isn’t true” Your fairy tale isnt ... “ then why have he and his minions fought so hard to avoid revealing” ... to keep you on a fools errand, of course.
Look at it this way. He's the son of two middle class people, one an up and coming Kenyan leader and the other a daughter of one of the first female vice presidents of a bank in Hawaii. That couple and Stanley Ann's mother would have made sure she had her first child in a hospital, not a private residence. Indeed, although he's been unable to specify which hospital in Hawaii he was allegedly born in, he's had no trouble saying he was born in a hospital. If that hospital were in Hawaii, he'd have produced the original, primary record, a Certificate of Live Birth duly prepared by that hospital. Since it's highly unlikely that he was born in a private residence in Hawaii, something he's never said happened, that leaves the question, "what hospital was he born at." The logical deduction is one not in the United States, probably in Kenya.
The other thing you're having a hard time with is the records. All of the physical records and human statements adduced as "proof" that he was born in the United States are secondary materials, allegedly based on his original Certificate of Live Birth. Hence, on the good old GIGO principle, if that certificate was falsified by Madelyn Dunham to make him a fake American, all of the secondary materials generated from it would have been equally false, without any of those who produced such materials having done or said anything that wasn't supported by the false certificate.
Since it was his obligation to prove he was constitutionally qualified to run for the office, it is and was the Illegal Alien's obligation to supply the documents he alone controls to prove he is constitutionally qualified. After all, if you want to get a child into first grade or obtain a passport for yourself, you have to supply a valid birth certificate for that child or yourself. The issuing authority doesn't have to prove you aren't qualified; you have to prove you are, just what the Illegal Alien clearly hasn't done.
You said a lot of stuff but you didnt answer my question. What genuine evidence do you have that Honolulu-born Barack Obama is an Illegal Alien? Apparently, you dont have any.