Police found trace amounts of buttermilk and flour at the crime scene and she’s since been charged with battery. Her attorney says cops are on a fishing expedition and she will be found not gill-ty.
In-fin-itely amusing! :P
Maybe you should be put on restriction. Ouch.
Cheers!
And there's more...
She was quickly apprehended after police set up a massive dragnet and found her hiding at a girlfriend's house who was subsequently charged with harboring a fugitive.
Sobriety tests indicated both woman were intoxicated and police placed them in a drunk tank.
At her arraignment her attorney requested she be released without posting bail stating: "Your honor my client is the sole proprietor of a business. There is no need for the district attorney to carp about her alleged misdeeds. These charges are nothing more than a red herring to distract the court from the real crime which was committed by her boyfriend. Over a period of days he has been driving her crazy with his out of tune guitar playing."
The district attorney replied: "“You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”