but... but... they’re not covered with high quality vinyl siding and they’re not in a home owner’s association! And how can you call yourself civilized if you’re not sharing at least two firewalls with some headbangers you hardly know? Oh, to think that someone would give up living next to a Starbucks and a major highway just to save a piddly $60,000!
I’d rather live in a tent on my own land than in a million dollar box in a gated community. I rode through one of the big high dollar developements last week, guards and gates all over the place, it made my skin crawl. Every damned blade of grass in the place is organized and regimented.