Nude Germans want right to roam

BBC ^ | Thursday, 24 September 2009 | BBC Staff

[nmh]

Germany is traditionally tolerant of nudity, but a plan to give naked ramblers their own wilderness path is still some way from the sunny uplands.

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A sign has been put up warning those averse to naturism that they might prefer to go elsewhere.

"If you don't want to see people with nothing on then you should refrain from moving on," it reads.

[nmh]

Notice how they ASSUME you should ignore them when what they are doing OFFENDS the MAJORITY.

They mistakenly ASSUME they have the upper hand and you don't.

This is typical of crude liberals -

putting you on the defensive rather than their crude behavior.

This works all the time!!!!

[Jemian]

Most nudists really shouldn’t. They just don’t have the build for it.

[IbJensen]

'Goats Do Roam'

(Apologies to the South African winery that displays this label on its fine wine.)

[billorites]

No one from my family has actually ever been naked.

[freedumb2003]

Most nudists really shouldn’t. They just don’t have the build for it.

That is sooo true.

The fantasy:

The reality:

[grey_whiskers]

I support the green movement. More specifically, mass planting of poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac, along the paths frequented by nudists.

Cheers!

[CholeraJoe]

No matter how hot Jennifer Anniston looks, clothed or nekkid, she still has Borderline Personality Disorder and can go from normal to psycho in under a minute. She's way to the right of the Vickie Mendoza diagonal on Barney's Crazy/Hot scale.

[FrPR]

I’m no liberal, but I generally support the cause of “nudists”. Why shouldn’t it be “legal” to run around in the woods - or on the beach - naked?

[paudio]

Being nudist is part of those people's culture. Who are you to tell them what they should/should not do in a multicultural society like Germany? After all, your moral is not mine.

/s

[LizardQueen]

I was thinking, presuming that they also have mosquitos, black flies, deer flies, etc in Germany, why would anyone want to hike naked?

Are they masochists that like to have their entire bodies covered with itchy welts instead of just their arms and legs?

LQ

[NativeNewYorker]

The German tourists I’ve seen on Florida beaches dress like porn stars when they ought to be wearing burkhas.

[Red Badger]

TTIWWP!..........

[longtermmemmory]

(s)ugly people who think that causing someone else to vomit makes them less ugly...(/s)

[doug from upland]

...”wilderness path is still some way from the sunny uplands. ... “

NOTE: contrary to rumors, this has nothing to do with Doug from Upland

[listenhillary]

I would disagree with you on this thread at least.

[6SJ7]

Brambles, thorns, and poison ivy can be hazardous to neked ramblers.

[celestron71]

They don’t dare designate a trail like that here in CA, although the liberals would like to, because being naked on a “nature” trail would only make it easier for the Mountain Lions to catch you, kinda hard to run in bare feet.

[Lazamataz]

We were all born clothed.

[mikrofon]

Ich bin ein Bareloiner

[altair]

I fail to see the issue. If people want to run around naked in a forest, why (and under what authority) should The Government stop it? If it offends you, go to a different forest.

[Joe Boucher]

In the county where I live there is a nudist colony, and a chimpanzee retirement farm. I fly and take friends on tours of the area.
I go over the Chimp farm as it is , I am sure, far better looking than the other.

Some former chimp astronauts from what I’ve heard.

[nmh]

“Most nudists really shouldn’t. They just don’t have the build for it.’

BUTT, ;) that's a way of getting ATTENTION and SHOCKING people into dealing with them. I suspect the majority are major train wrecks.

[nmh]

The EUropean culture decline is something to behold.