I, being old and senile, need to spend a day or so with this one.....
I give up. Who eggs-actly is Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.? Who's his daddy? Where was he born? Where was Stanley Ann? Seattle? Vancouver? Ghana? Who's on first? They were married? They never saw each other? He arrived BY SHIP!? Is Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. The Lost Dauphin?
Small wonder this fellow doesn't want anyone perusing his paperwork! Where is Calvin Coolidge when I need him?