[SiVisPacemParaBellum]

I'm already dead. Too many Cokes, Root Beers, 7 Ups. My ghost is writing this reply.

[lmr]

I'm already dead. Too many Cokes, Root Beers, 7 Ups. My ghost is writing this reply.

I need to cut back, or I'll be joining you in the netherworld real soon.

[Jack Hammer]

You’re not alone out here in ghost land. Awhooooooooo!

Booga booga.

I’ve been drinking “fizzy drinks” by the quart (liter) for fifty years. Guess my liver looks like a map of the moon....

Oh, well - we all gotta die sometime.

[Glenn]

Too many Cokes, Root Beers, 7 Ups.

Kill yourself all you'd like.

But belching all that CO2 and killing the planet is unacceptable.