Did you ever hear the one about immature, inactive faith?
Faith was stranded in the ocean and cried out to God to save her.
Along came a whale and Faith said, "Don't bother to pick me up, God is gonna save me." So the whale went on.
Along came a helicopter with a rope and Faith said, "Don't bother to lift me, God is gonna save me." So the helicopter lifted away.
Along came a ship...and so on.
Soon the winds came and Faith drown.
Before God, young Faith said, "I believed that you would save me and you let me die."
God said, "I sent you a whale, a helicopter and a ship. What else did you want?"
Brilliant!