Will he have an alcohol-fed eternal flame?
Everclear flame.
Some cities have “Ghost Tours” of all the supposed ghosts of years past that still walk the streets. Maybe now some entrepreneurs can give Arlington Ghost Tours of all the real heroes buried there that have gotten out of their graves so they won’t lay near Teddy.
They should just stick a wick in his naval it will burn for century's
Good thing he wasn’t cremated! There woulda been an explosion as big as a Pakistani truck bomb!