Posted on 08/21/2009 1:33:18 PM PDT by rockabyebaby
Hope that Glenn jumps all over the VA Death Book when he returns.
Another day, another roll of duct tape. How is the weather today?
Don’t know if it is true but twitter is claiming that Sargento dropped Obermann.
I picked up a couple of rolls of duct tape at the store today, so I’m all ready!
COMRADE! Wear the name as a badge of honor.......Proud to be a right wing extremist, angry mob member, bed wetting evil doer! Can I get an Amen??????
Hello COMRADE! Happy Friday, stand up and be counted!
By Freeper RinaseaofDs
Obama will be brought to the bed of Ted Kennedy. He’ll have arrived just after Ted died.
Schlossberg, crying and wracked with grief, will grab Obama’s coat and wail, “Had you only arrived sooner, My Lord, Ted would not have died.”
The papers will report, “Obama Wept”
Then he will bring Ted back from the dead.
Obama will order, “Bring Ted something to eat and drink, for he was only sleeping it off.”
Four fried chickens and a coke will be brought.
Roger that.
Hello COMRADE! Woooooooo hoooooooooo it’s Friday!
Me too...Where has he been?
Oh I forgot Obama also said that we are breaking one of the commandments because we disagree with him.
Hello COMRADE! I have stocked up on limited edition coconut M&M’s, they are quite good, stumbled on them when I was in the store earlier! Weather today,,,,,we are under a “T-storm watch” until 7pm EASTERN, rite now, it’s sunny and freakin’ hot and muggy, not liking this at all but at least my internet connection is stable so far today!
Good for you COMRADE! Always be prepared! Stock up on some M&M’s too - just in case!
Hot? Do what I do. Put the 1955 sprinkler in the ‘living room” (pet pool).
Good stuff COMRADE, thanks for sharing! Have no fear of the swine flu COMRADE, obama will cast it away. The asshat in chief will be in my state starting Sunday, he will be in Martha’s Vineyard, the press is all atwiiter about the messiah coming, where did I put my barf bag....
Afternoon RBB, All....
...okay...indulge me on an August rant.
I hate the month of August.
Everybody that’s anybody goes on vacation. It’s the hottest month of the year in my neck of the woods and I hate the heat. I live in a resort area and for nine glorious months we have beautiful weather and no tourists.
Fall is best of all, spring second, winter is mild in these coastal climes and June’s not half bad. It’s July, bearable and August, the most insufferable month of the year, that I hate.
Nobody in these swamps of Delaware does anything in the summer for the tourist and the seasonal residents. Said seasonal residents ought to, now that I’m on a rant, pick one damn place to live and settle down.
The choir shuts down for the summer and I quite enjoy the choir. The woman’s republican party shuts down and I like this when I’m not mad at the republicans.
And the drivers...well hey, in the summer the laws of physics do not apply. I can drink and drive, I can pass on a solid line, I can speed on unfamiliar roads and hey, I’m on vacation and there are no car accidents on vacations, right?
Thus we spend many days of our summers with closed roads as dead drivers are pried out of their cars and often they’ve hit a damn pole and knocked it down and we have no electricity.
It’s only at most two bad months but come to the end of August, which ALWAYS brings in a stubborn high pressure system off the coast that brings in 90 degree heat that goes on and on and on and on and on and on until a hurricane finally knocks it away, that I begin to lose it.
This year I grew tomatoes, looking desperately for something to like about August. And indeed the tomatoes were to die for. For one solid week I had tomatoes everywhere, tomatoes in my cereal, tomatoes on sandwiches, naked tomatoes, tomatoes in the coffee.
For one week. All the tomatoes are gone now but for one week they made August bearable.
Christmas is not my favorite holiday. My favorite holiday is Labor Day. On Labor Day I sing and dance and wave goodbye to the tourists as they knock down telephone poles on their way out of town.
anyway...August...bah, humbug.
Well the “Swin Flu” will get Obambi’s HealthScam bill passed!
Hello COMRADE! BECK has been on vacation.........
...Goody borgy, roc, and all you freaks. Can I pull up a chair? Brought some M’s. Help yerselves...
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