Why? It is common knowledge that he is the offspring of a wild boar that currently writes for the Washington Post and a three toed sloth that anchors for the NBC.
Well, wasn't the original question about the rumor that one of his parents was human?
I kinda like the idea of him and MoDo hooking up. She might enjoy the walk on the bestial side. Cheer her up after losing You Know Who to You Know Whom. (I'm not using her initials CZ-J because I don't have a photo to link to!)
heehee, you’re too gracious!