[meyer]

I know for a fact that someone at flag@whitehouse.gov is embarrassed about their "manhood". That's why I set them up for a couple of periodical emails from some well-regarded firms that aim to "firm up" that certain anatomy.

As well, so that the less-endowed women don't feel left out, I've signed up flag@whitehouse.gov for some exciting enhancement products for those certain parts of the anatomy that some prefer to be more prominent.

I'm proud to have been of service to these underprivileged folks.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Just set a mail forwarding rule to forward all your spam to flag@whitehouse.gov — that way they can get your thoughtful emails even when you’re sleeping.

[Girlene]

LOLOL.