Santa Cruz City Council Girl Video Goes Viral (A MUST see)

Vegetables come from vegetable trees???

1 posted on 07/28/2009 5:37:39 PM PDT by Mikey_1962

Former Gov. Jerry Brown must be so proud . . .

2 posted on 07/28/2009 5:41:11 PM PDT by JoanVarga (I aim to misbehave.)

East Coast they have slaves

I thought the East coast had Unions just like the West coast.

3 posted on 07/28/2009 5:42:46 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Warning: Some words may be misspelled/ You will get over it / Klingon is my 1st language)

Yeah, I got them planted right next to my money trees.

4 posted on 07/28/2009 5:42:51 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck. (Let them eat arugula!))

5 posted on 07/28/2009 5:43:10 PM PDT by JimBianchi11 (The 2A is the cornerstone of our free society. Those that don't support it, oppose it.)

ROFL - for rhetoric she definitely gives Miss South Carolina a run for the money.

6 posted on 07/28/2009 5:43:24 PM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)

The first thing that comes to mind is that someone needs to post the picture of the blond girl wearing a T shirt with “I wish THESE were brains”.

7 posted on 07/28/2009 5:44:06 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Overproduction, one of the top five worries for the American farmer.)

I surprised myself, I had nerves of steel and was able to listen to this person utter words, can’t remember what she was talking about, for :22 seconds before I thought my head would explode.

8 posted on 07/28/2009 5:44:54 PM PDT by chiefqc

I love the little golden-haired girl in the front row. The look on her faces seems to say, “Huh?! What’s this twit talking about?”

9 posted on 07/28/2009 5:45:10 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

Duh, the answer is like so yeah!

http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/1524/

parsy.

10 posted on 07/28/2009 5:45:15 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))

There is clearly an inverse relationship between IQ and bra size.

11 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:21 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

Clearly the product of Governor Moonbeam's Public School System.

12 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:28 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)

But I still think Miss South Carolina retains her title.

13 posted on 07/28/2009 5:46:56 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)

I'm like, well, like I feel like I just listened to a two-year-old ramble on about machines and stores and stuff.

There's gotta be a California or Oregon town that wants her for mayor. Power to the organic veggies! We could sell them in stores.

14 posted on 07/28/2009 5:47:45 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)

half her brain tied behind her back...

15 posted on 07/28/2009 5:47:52 PM PDT by squarebarb

To: latina4dubya

16 posted on 07/28/2009 5:48:20 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)

So funny...it’s sad!

17 posted on 07/28/2009 5:48:44 PM PDT by lonestar (Obama is turning Bush's "mess" into a catastrophe.)

I think I got :30 seconds into it.

18 posted on 07/28/2009 5:49:49 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)

Her Aunt lives in Reno. Kathy is a regular and is the real deal... I have a friend who must attend all the meetings there and LOVES to see her.
The council members are not allowed to comment unless she asks a question.

19 posted on 07/28/2009 5:50:38 PM PDT by steveo

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a

Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
Like - totally (valley girl)
Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl)
Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...
Its like so bitchen...

On ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
Im sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
So sweet n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a
Its really sad (valley girl)
Like my english teacher
Hes like... (valley girl)
Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
I am so sure
Hes like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
Its like totally disgusting
Im like so sure
Its like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
Im like sure...
She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
Clean the cat box (valley girl)
I am sure
Thats like gross (valley girl)
Barf out! (valley girl)
Oh my God (valley girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
My name?
My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
Uh-huh
Thats right, ondrya (valley girl)
Uh-huh...
I know
Its like... (valley girl)
I do not talk funny...
Im sure (valley girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
I am a val, I know (valley girl)
But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay (valley girl)
Uh-huh... (valley girl)
So like, I dont know (valley girl)
Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)
Oh my god! (valley girl)

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
Thats going to be really like a total bummer
Im freaking out
Im sure
Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
Theyre so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
So you can see my smile
Itll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
Its so awesome
Its like tubular, yknow
Well, Im not like really ugly or anything
Its just like
I dont know
You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff
Like pac-man and like, I dont know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Its like so gross...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow
Its like grody...
Grody to the max
Im sure
Its like really nauseating
Like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally...

20 posted on 07/28/2009 5:51:03 PM PDT by theFIRMbss

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