[Azzurri]

I used to think that Maddow was the ugliest woman on the face of the earth. That is, until I saw Sonia Sotomayor. Then I realized that Maddow had some competition for the title.

Are you telling me you've never seen Michelle Obama or Helen Thomas?

[Sir Clancelot]

When I look at Helen Thomas, the wicked witch from Snow White comes to mind.

When I look at Michelle Obama, I see either a werewolf or a horse, depends on which way the moonlight shines on her.

[submarinerswife]

Oh dear. You did it now. Hasn't someone told you the rule regarding mentioning Helen Thomas?