Not only more popcorn, but I think this calls for boxes of Junior Mints and Bon-Bons, as well.
Most definitely
BREAKING NEWS: Obama government providing the pine boxes, shovels, needles, sanctified (maybe?) ground... As an American, your extremely high tax will pay for (a small tax incentive...or stimulus if you prefer) the burial...and our own children/relatives get to bury us themselves!!! We’ll just leave our dead on the side of the road and let the vultures pick us apart!!! Or toss us in mass graves and cover us with lime as if we’ve got the plague. Why not? Or better yet, this is a great opportunity to use our body parts for God only knows what! Way to go America! You voted him in—get him out!!! Now!!!!!!!!!!