VeniVidiVici,
You are in Florida but few have heard this story.
Few years ago in the stick marsh just west of Fellsmere (actually the headwaters of the St. Johns River),
The head of the Fl Fish and Wildlife was touring the marsh. As his group went around a bend in their airboat they came upon a 12 foot long gator hanging from a tree wearing a F.W.C
cops jacket.
Never figured how or who but funny as can be.
Now THAT is hilarious!