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Our teacher's been abducted by aliens! Pupils terrified as UFO stunt backfires.
Daily Mail ^ | July 17, 2009 | Paul Sims

Posted on 07/17/2009 11:06:15 PM PDT by myknowledge

It was supposed to inspire pupils to write more creatively.

But the arrival of a UFO at Southway Junior School also inspired something rather different - terror.

Some of the seven to 11-year-olds were left in tears after a spaceship apparently crash-landed and a teacher was abducted by aliens.

To make it look realistic, the school obtained sirens and flashing lights from the police and littered the grounds with debris from the 'spaceship'.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: alienabduction; homeschoolingisgood; pranks; school; stuntgonewrong; ufo; uk
UFO! UFO! A teacher has been abducted by the UFO! (jokes)
1 posted on 07/17/2009 11:06:15 PM PDT by myknowledge
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To: myknowledge

Orson Wells’ War of the Worlds all over again!

...But what I’d like to know: it’s the middle of frickin’ July! Aren’t kids supposed to be on SUMMER BREAK?!?!?


2 posted on 07/17/2009 11:11:37 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BradyLS

Oh. School is in the U.K. Never mind...


3 posted on 07/17/2009 11:12:29 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: myknowledge

Sure sounds like a better use of school time than putting condoms on cucumbers.


4 posted on 07/17/2009 11:16:31 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: myknowledge

Sounds like the cover up has gone into full swing.


5 posted on 07/17/2009 11:24:15 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: myknowledge

The funny thing...is that had this occurred in Alabama...the kids would have left school at the first sign of trouble...ran home to the family reporting alien invasion...and then everyone would have pulled out guns and shot anyone coming up to the trailer as a possible alien in disguise.


6 posted on 07/17/2009 11:33:37 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: myknowledge

Morons.


7 posted on 07/17/2009 11:41:54 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: myknowledge
But the arrival of a UFO at Southway Junior School also inspired something rather different - terror.

I could not take it oh so seriously seriesly really, when you called and said you'd seen a UFO!

Mark

8 posted on 07/18/2009 3:20:11 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: myknowledge

Was her name Mrs Wormwood?


9 posted on 07/18/2009 6:17:15 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (In Soviet Russia, Sarah Palin's house can see YOU)
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