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Zell Miller: Buy "Gorilla Glue" for Obama
The Politico ^

Posted on 07/17/2009 10:32:25 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Zell Miller: Buy "Gorilla Glue" for Obama

Former Democrat and former Georgia Gov./Sen. Zell Miller hit the racial tripwire in blasting Barack Obama in a speech to a gathering of lawmakers on Thursday.

Speaking in Atlanta, Miller, a 76-year-old white Southerner with a penchant for the folksy put-down, was railing against the White House in general — and Obama's recent travels to Europe, the Middle East and Mexico in particular.

The AP:

Our globe-trotting president needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around," Miller said, adding that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel needs to put "Gorilla Glue" on his chair to keep him in the Oval Office.

Two black leaders who know Miller well said they were not offended by the remark. The Rev. Joseph Lowery, a civil rights leader, noted the glue is a brand name. "I ignore it," he said. "I consider the source and go about my business."

Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?

Dr. Freud?


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho44; zellmiller
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hee, hee.....
1 posted on 07/17/2009 10:32:25 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Gorillas, Chimps, Monkeys and possibly Orangutans are all racist in Obamerica...Any and all references to any simian needs to be taken very seriously!!


2 posted on 07/17/2009 10:35:11 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Sub-Driver
Gorilla Glue for Obama?

Far too easy.

3 posted on 07/17/2009 10:36:37 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (As a child Obama was rejected from Little League because of lack of a birth certificate.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Its a fairly effective household grade glue, I use it for about every project requiring glue, I guess that makes me a “racist.” (whatever that means?”


4 posted on 07/17/2009 10:36:50 AM PDT by junta (I am the son of Yacub, who for one welcomes my new overlord Obama.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Isn’t Gorilla Glue stonger than Elmers and other standard glues? We all know plain old Elmers is not going to keep Obama from “gallivanting” around the globe.


5 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:06 AM PDT by Cathy
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To: Sub-Driver

The author of the piece is the only person wearing his racism on his sleeve. Eeeesh.


6 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:19 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Obama: A day without TOTUS is like a day without sunshine)
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To: Sub-Driver

“a ...white Southerner...”

Oh, I forgot we aren’t allowed to speck an opinion anymore


7 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:26 AM PDT by DwFry (Baby Boomers Killed Western Civilization!)
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To: Sub-Driver
Zell Miller is the only democrat I would ever vote for..and that includes for president..
8 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:26 AM PDT by PLD
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To: Sub-Driver
Sigh.

Give me a freakin' break.

9 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:28 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
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Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?

Because Gorilla Glue works better, asshat.

10 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:34 AM PDT by Doohickey (I try to take my days one at a time, but occasionally several days attack me at once.)
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To: Sub-Driver

The ap, fanning the flames of division. They are very good at it, along with their terrorist sympathies.


11 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:41 AM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck. (Let them eat arugula!))
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"Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?"

These people just don't have a clue about life in the real world, do they?

12 posted on 07/17/2009 10:38:42 AM PDT by Hatteras
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Wonder if he knows how to duel?

13 posted on 07/17/2009 10:39:16 AM PDT by McGruff (Paid for by Fred Robinson / Jim Thompson 2012)
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To: Sub-Driver
But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?

If they use Gorilla Glue, it might take a monkey wrench to pry him loose.

Oops...

14 posted on 07/17/2009 10:40:50 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
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To: Sub-Driver

Gor glue is the only glue I use now - its awesome.


15 posted on 07/17/2009 10:40:54 AM PDT by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Oh. Please.


16 posted on 07/17/2009 10:40:57 AM PDT by FourPeas (Why does Professor Presbury's wolfhound, Roy, endeavour to bite him?)
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Our globe-trotting president needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around," Miller said, adding that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel needs to put "Gorilla Glue" on his chair to keep him in the Oval Office.

They need the strong stuff for O. Elmer's ain't gonna keep him bolted to his seat.

17 posted on 07/17/2009 10:40:57 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: KarlInOhio
Glue that pie-hole shut you little...


18 posted on 07/17/2009 10:41:02 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Sub-Driver

Because Elmer Fudd is an old white guy, thus obviously a racist. Krazy-glue would imply a mental disorder. Stick-um is too close to “stick ‘em up” and would imply that only blacks commit crimes.

Shoulda gone with “gum”, Zell. :(


19 posted on 07/17/2009 10:41:05 AM PDT by nodumbblonde (Produce, and feed us in exchange for our not destroying your production.)
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To: Sub-Driver

What? That’s what the glue is called.

God save us from humorless morons.


20 posted on 07/17/2009 10:41:30 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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