[envisio]

Straight girls kiss like I kiss my grandmother.
There is a difference between a greeting kiss and a passionate kiss. My wife has kissed all her girl friends. Thats just what they do. They hug, they kiss, they giggle.

I ain't never kissed one of my bros and they ain't never kissed me. They will quickly get you five across the eyes. We haven't ever got together to go shopping for doilies either.

...and the women have never got together for all-night catfishing.

[karatemom]

I protest! I have never once purchased a doily either alone or with a friend!1:) I have hugged friends-but kissed?? No, thanks.
And who’d have ever thunk the words “doily” and “catfish” would ever appear in the same post. Gotta love FreeRepublic!