Posted on 07/16/2009 9:17:48 AM PDT by Marty62
And people think Texans are crazy!!!!
Actually your pretty close to the record.
“with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence”
It sounds like our founders believed in the intimacy of God.
Did they not know this would offend the ACLU and their ilk???
“and the only shipping option was UPS.”
That is because they want you to recieve it before the revolution begins again.
Actually, they probably would do a scouting mission, and waylay them on a road.
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