Great "Reality Show": WHEN EBONICS AND SPANGLISH COLLIDE (in an Asian market)!!!
The best screenwriters in Hollywood couldn't make this stuff up.
There was a line from a dirty harry movie, something about “what do hispanics and pool balls have in common - the harder you hit ‘em the better their English gets.”
I was thinking along the same lines - after I read the story I thought now this is the kind of sketch SNL would do. And make the perp black who can only speak ebonics/rap speak.