[TSgt]

Internet Service Providings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8woC9B30zE

Good morning sir i’m calling from internet service providings would you be interested in switching your internet sevice providings to a provider that provides better service of internet service providings than your current provider?

[ravingnutter]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India ..

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.