[parsifal]

I don’t even know if Al is married or even straight. If he’s single, a hell-raising southern girl could change his life for him. About 2 seconds after the “i do’s” she’d be setting him straight.

parsy, who has seen the 2 second change a couple of times.

[Mila]

"I don’t even know if Al is married or even straight."

He's married.