Elton John will perform at Michael Jackson’s funeral. Just as he did with Princess Diana, Elton will rework one of his songs in MJ’s honor, "Don't let your son go down on me"
MJ is not going to be buried or cremated. He wanted to be recycled into shopping bags, so he will forever be white, plastic, and dangerous for little boys.
MJ collapses at home, and the housekeeper screams - "Where should I take you?" With his dying breath he whispers, "Children's Hospital!"
What caused his cardiac arrest? He saw an ad from JC Penney’s that they had little boy’s underwear, half off.
Q. How did you know it was bedtime at MJ's house?
A. When the big hand was on the little hand.