[TChris]

Hey! HAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

Pay attention to MEEEEEEE!!!!

EVERYBODY!!! OVER HERE!

PAAAAYYYYY AAAAATTENNTION TOOOOO MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(Is this thing on?)

[Clara Lou]

The UN will be on top of this instantaneously.

Right?

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Oops!

The text does not match the story (word for word) at source. I erroneously pulled the text from another AP source.

Sorry

[Melas]

Time for a preemptive strike or ten.

[Slapshot68]

Quick! Someone draw up another resolution!

[LibWhacker]

Thank God, Zero’s at the wheel.

[windsorknot]

South Korea needs a huge parking lot; North Korea will do.

[Soothesayer]

“Pyongyang has long claimed that its nuclear weapons program is a deterrent and only for self-defense against what it calls US attempts to invade it.”

Yea like we would want any of their ****ty country.

[Ben Mugged]

Just like the NKs to show up for a nuclear war with two failed underground tests.

[subterfuge]

What does the world expect?

Brack said last week that “every county in the world deserves to have nuclear weapons if it wants to.”

My prediction: before Brack leaves office, there will be a nuclear bomb attack on some country. And maybe this country. Thanks a lot, liberals!

[Oratam]

Isn't behavior like this in individuals associated with feelings of embarassment and deep personal shame? Well, that fits North Korea to a 'T'.

The glorious future didn't turn out quite as planned.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Our nuclear deterrent will be a strong defensive means...as well as a merciless offensive means to deal a just retaliatory strike to those who touch the country's dignity and sovereignty even a bit,"

Geez - who peed in their bowl of grass shoots?

[Redleg Duke]

Never let your alligator mouth write a check your hummingbird ass can’t cash!

[wastedyears]

We have plenty of inactive Special Forces who’d take the opportunity.

[dashing doofus]

This kind of belligerence requires a strong and immediate response from the US.

I call on Obama to IMMEDIATELY read a very strongly worded speech from his Teleprompter.

[Logical me]

This little turd better keep his mouth shut before he gets @itch slapped into neverland.

[prophetic]

The Great Leader must be running very low on his favorite chocolate pie treats.

[Our man in washington]

Gosh, we’ve been told for the last eight years that North Korea was being uppity only because mean ol’ George W. Bush wasn’t being nice enough to them.

Liberals are going to have to change the script quickly. But hey, they are good at that.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Serious case of short man’s syndrome.