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To: mamelukesabre

Pencils are one of the most lethal weapons in the schools and they are OK.


14 posted on 05/21/2009 6:42:33 PM PDT by Plumres
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To: Plumres

Ha.

Someone should invent a slip on eraser for a wooden pencil that resembles the handle of a dagger. That would get them going wouldn’t it?


15 posted on 05/21/2009 6:44:49 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Plumres

When I was a kid we used to disable the members of the opposing football teams with blackboard erasers.

I was once pummeled with a scientific calculator and a smuggled-in whoopie cushion.

And there was a story floating around about a kid named Jimmy Jacks that was decapitated during PE with a pair of gym shorts and a water balloon.


16 posted on 05/21/2009 6:48:54 PM PDT by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - Jesus said, "I am THE way, THE truth and THE life." Any questions?)
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To: Plumres
Pencils are one of the most lethal weapons in the schools and they are OK

In many districts, they are NOT 'okay', if they are "over-sharpened".

The first time we heard of this was when we asked a friend's grandchild why her writing had such thick lines; why didn't she use a sharp penci?.

She explained that there is a 'depointer' next to the pencil sharpener. Students first sharpen a pencil, then use the device to break the sharp tip off the point. Failure to do so meant you were creating a 'weapon'.

34 posted on 05/21/2009 8:19:18 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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