Posted on 05/13/2009 8:12:57 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
Im madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists!
Now Ive heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a drug! I thought it might be because breakfast cereal has so much sugar, but its some stupid thing about it being a cholesterol medicine, and how big the printing is on the box or whatever.
I cant figure it out, myself, but Ive seen little kids scarfing down Cheerios like crazy so maybe it IS a drug! Little no-neck monsters leave them tossed around our church every Sunday, too, dammit. Every time I sit in a pew now, my butt goes crunch. (Ladies: just cuz God orders you to have babies, doesnt mean he wants you to bring the little brats to his house. Gods not grandpa!)
So I guess now the Communist-in-Chief will declare a War on Cereal. If you cant get a prescription for your Apple Jacks, youre gonna...
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
0bama’s War on Drugs:
Legalize pot, ban Cheerios.
My all-time favorite cereal.
This would mean war.
What’s next RICE KRISPY’S.
Taxes on soda, chips, and increasing those on cigarettes and beer and other alcoholic beverages are going to hurt the low income people the hardest, the very same stupid people who voted for Obummer in the first place. SATISFIED NOW, YOU DUMBASSES! HAPPY NOW?
I like Ed Anger because he’s insane.
The goal is control over everything about your life.
I don’t know why people are blind to this...
From the Declaration:
“...But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism...”
So, ho nutritious $100 per pound Kobi steak.
So, how nutritious $100 per pound Kobi steak.
No, the government is saying that if you label anything with any medical attributes, then they have the audacity to require proof.
I think it may be done to prevent the inevitable 30 minute infomercial touting coprophagia and it's enormous health benefits.
I'm with the gubmint on that one. I'm gonna choke that little brogue-slinging SOB if I don't start winning the Lotto pretty dang soon.
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