Ok, you’re an Irish squid. Either or, any person on any two wheeled vehicle should ride their bike carefully and defensively. I’ve lost many family friends because of irresponsible riding. Anything else would make you a squid.
Lighten up and have some fun and quit stirring trouble where none existed.
BTW, I only respect your choice to be vegan not that you actually are one. Truth is that I find vegans to be idiots, especially the ones that do it because they respect the lives of cattle and pigs, and rabbits, and birds, and deer, and fish etc etc etc. But if you are gonna wear your veganism as a badge of honor I’m just gonna let you know I only hold your reasons in contempt and find anyone that feels as you do to be a weakminded fool.
But this is about motorcycles and not idiotic dietary habits.