“Its hard not to be aware of a %$&#ing Harley rider when he wakes everyone up in the middle of the night. A small penis is not enhanced by a loud bike.”
You probably ought to run for mayor of Sturgis, SD. And may I sell you a life insurance policy if you decide to?
I dare say you are the one in need of a life insurance policy. Throw in an order of Enzyte while you're at it.