Wonder what he'd do with a thousand?
ExxonMobil sent a box containing 1,000 credit cards to Frank Van Buren, who had requested two (2) new cards to replace one that was about to expire.
The cards contained Frank's name and account number, and would have worked right out of the box since ExxonMobil saw activation stickers as an unnecessary extravagance.
Frank saved the two cards he had requested, and spent three hours shredding the remaining 1,000.