"Mmmmmm....that sounds yummy. By boys in leather restraints I hope (shiver)."
"Yippy, I am one happy plie-ing little sucker. I control the census, US foreign
policy, Medicare/aid billions via my bro's appointment. I got a tax-free Chi house
by forming my own tax-exempt foundation......and I even sucked-up last
year's (cough) earmarks."
" Anybody got a rolled-up sock handy?"