"Yep. I used to have a penis but I got rid of all that junk down there. The testosterone made me want to drink beer and join white supremacist groups. And the tea bagging..whew, don't get me started man! I kept the same barber though."
You beat me with the barber shop part. I was gonna say.
“I’ve got this much time for questions before i have to go to the barber shop. My sideburns are waaay too long”