“go into that cage and start poking and prodding”
Not necessary.
In the lost Book of Umgowah, Chapter 5
verse 1. “Seeing it was not good for the Lord of the Apes to be alone, GGG created a plain Jane from his rib, and then a lesser ape to act as chaperone.
2. “And Tarzan named the ape `Cheetah’.”
3. “And Jane’s heart was striven with jealousy, and she did slay Cheetah.”
Wow. So much for refraining from insulting the religious beliefs of fellow FReepers.