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Personally, though, I prefer Treet. Or a good, canned DAK ham.

Reminds me of that classic story about the housewife at the grocery store, asks the butcher if he might have a ham not 'quite as expensive' as DAK ham, he says "actually we do, it's a generic brand, same kind of ham, called 'DAM HAM', so the wife buys it, takes it home, puts it in the oven to bake, the husband comes home says "smells good, what's for dinner?" the wife says "I hope you like it, it's a generic version of DAK ham, called DAM ham", the husband snickers and says "smells ok, we'll find out soon enough".

Dinnertime. The family is at the table, the wife comes in with the DAM ham on a platter, the father says grace, looks up with a grin and says to the wife "wow, I'm starved, let's try some of that DAM ham!"

Then little Johnny pipes up "NOW you're talkin' Dad! And gimme some of them f'in potatoes too!"

Yeah, I know. "groan".