[Kansas58]

Water?
Plank?

Oh no, we are WATERBOARDING again!!

[Tenacious 1]

Oh no, we are WATERBOARDING again!!

I think this might be acceptable as it is closer to execution than torture. We can still execute them I believe. Still, did they hit the water with any weights attached or holes in the flesh? If not, the pirates might have chance, if they are good swimmers. It's only 400 miles to land.

[Batman11]

“Water?
Plank?

Oh no, we are WATERBOARDING again!!”

Lol! Very clever!

[reagandemocrat]

Or more accurately:

OVER-WATERBOARDING