Attorney; Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness; Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Witness; The autopsy started around 8:30pm.
Attorney; And Mr Denton was dead at the time?
Witness; If not, he was by the time I finished.
Witness; No.
Attorney; Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness; No.
Attorney; Did you check for breathing?
Witness; No.
Attorney; So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness; No.
Attorney; How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness; Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney; I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness; Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law...
Witness; Yes.
Attorney; How many were boys?
Witness; None.
Attorney; Were there any girls?
Witness; Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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