[REPANDPROUDOFIT]

How much training can it take to teach someone how to spend other people's money?I can just see the class roster:

HOW TO WORK LESS AND GET PAID MORE

HOW TO WORK ENOUGH OVERTIME TO DOUBLE YOUR PENSION CHECKS

HOW TO SPEND YOUR VACATION DAYS, HOLIDAYS AND SICK DAYS. OR, HOW TO SAVE THOSE DAYS AND RETIRE YEARS EARLIER.

HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE WAIT WHILE YOU DO NOTHING ("I can make you stand there and wait and you can't do anything about it").

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"HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE WAIT WHILE YOU DO NOTHING ("I can make you stand there and wait and you can't do anything about it")."

You said it all right there, my friend!!!

[COBOL2Java]

They've already selected the Headmaster...