He doesn’t have to go to jail. I just want all his money, his house, his cars, his jewelry, his watches, I want the Brycreem out of his medicine cabinet, the dust bunnies under his mattress, plus one kidney, one lung, one eye, and one of any other paired organ he can do without. That would be a good start towards restitution. Oh yeah, his wife too. She’s basically Carmella Soprano.
Wow, I remember my grandmother putting that in my hair. Ugh!
I want to bring back debt servitude and pass this on to his progeny for four generations.