[just me]

Barack Obama is my shepard, I shall not want.
He leads me beside the still factories.
He restores my faith in the Republican Party.
He guides me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the breadlines,
I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes.
My ecxpences runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
The Democrats and I will live in a rented house forever.
But, I am glad I am an Amerian, and, I am glad I am free.
But, I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree!

[lil'bit]

If I wore a hat I’d tip mine to you!