They’ll find out that Obama’s blackberry specs have been stolen by the Iranians as well.
...along with his knickers!
So by the time Ahmadinenutjob has 0bama’s cell phone number, he can call the Zero for one last death threat call.
0bama’s BlackBerry rings.
“Hello?” 0bama asks.
“Look outside your window, Barack.” Mahmoud says.
On the ground, an Iranian agent with a 9K38 Igla MANPAD fires a single IR-guided SAM at Marine One.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 0bama screams. Marine One is hit in the tail boom and the chopper flat-spins until it explodes in a fireball upon impact with the ground.
“Hasta la vista, 0bama.” Ahmadinenutjob slams the receiver down and momentarily jumps for joy for his “work” of assassination.