can’t carve anything - knives outlawed ...maybe British blood one day ....
if someone does carve, it would have to be done by a non-national, as all blue-eyed, blond-haired nationals (as well as verywelsh red-heads) are now labeled as 'nationalist extremists' and would most likely be shot on sight for possession of knives in public graveyards. ;) (/end dry-british-wit)