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To: FormerLib

It IS a conspiracy, I tell you, I’ve seen it!

There are these hoards of tiny gnomes (I think that the VRWC has co-opted the “Underpants Gnomes,” due to their obsession with profit, even though they’re not quite sure of all the steps one must take to get to the profit) that infiltrate the homes, businesses, and cars that are being monitored by Arbitron, and during ratings periods, switch the tuners to the conservative talk shows, causing low ratings for the “progressive” talk show.

It’s only through the intervention of those gnomes that Rush Limbaugh is making the sort of salary he’s getting! Do you really think that more than 10 people in the country would ever listen to him or Sean Hannity? Heck, I normally only listen to NPR, And I don’t know a single person who listens to that right wing hate filled talk radio!

It’s all a conspiracy!

Mark


6 posted on 02/11/2009 9:35:11 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: MarkL

Well Obama has already embarked on the step 1, collecting underpants. Geithner there is doing his best to explain the “?”, and I guess we’ll have to wait to see the ‘profit’.


7 posted on 02/11/2009 9:40:15 PM PST by farlander (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: MarkL
I normally only listen to NPR...
I listen to political pornography. Is there any hope for a wretch such as I?
17 posted on 02/12/2009 1:52:17 AM PST by carumba (The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho)
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